2008

Aug

you know how there’s aa’s, aaa’s,...

gpoywoidow and bet yr biddies that ol’ ernst is...

brianvan: -kristen: brianvan: noraleah: The Amethyst...

How It's Made tonight:

(on the discovery channel) putty knives; garage doors; electric motors; wool. this show may sound...

Tuesday's Truncation Challenge

saramcpherson: Can anyone think of a more succinct way to describe The Obnoxious Thing At The Store...

deleteyourself: Hey look! Something hilarious on Guest of a...

No more meetings at Starbucks

marco: mikehudack: Check out Les Halles. That’s right below our office. We’ve only eaten there...

waking up to find the hebrew hammer playing on comedy...

mission of burma’s trem two has always been the french camembert to my palatte.

planettampon: I don’t know how readable this is but I can’t...

“The technical term for this is ignoratio elenchi.”
— Monkey Typist, referring to...

nextnew: Fu Saber: The new Epic Fu shirts go great with...

in regards to this kinda stuff… see where it says...

blakeley: If I owned a bar it would be a lot like Lakeside...

The Best Roast Ever - Norm MacDonald

moderation: ianbroyles: Bob Mapplethorpe, Potential...

iphone habituation

you know what i want? i want a firefox add-on or plug-in or redesign or whatever that makes the page...

robczar: The homeless are getting desperate. Spare any...

yuppers. just got a 12” long wolf skull for my...

Richard Blakeley Just Had The Best Week...

blakeley: …cameo along with Obama Girl in an amazing fake movie trailer directed by Justin...

Ah. Sunday brunch in alphabet city. Mimosas, here I come.

“We thus arrive at the following remarkable conclusion: it is...”
— Alain Badiou, L’être et...

“i’m sorry, you have reached the end of the internet. please turn back.”

dammit milhouse! this is why we can't...

milhouse: Hi tumblr…….Im new here. >_>;; I was wondering if any of u knew how 2 register...

some day a real rain will come.

(via plannine) yeah, i got yr feverdream right here for ya.

For some reason, Erik took apart his Rubik’s cube. I...

“Even before all reflection, attentive dwelling within the...”
— Martin Heidegger, The Origin...

one more for my collection.

i remember seeing this when it first aired, and it’s still fucking hilarious.

Using Photographs to Enhance Videos of a...

just in case you don’t understand what tl;dr means.

to do list

nudawn: google “pedantic” fine. i’ll explain its connotation. person 1: my, that’s some...

eatsleepdraw: I drew Jared into a photo he...

as a guy that regularly kicks ass when i break out my...

lindsey: Please watch this video so Steve Nelson can feed his family. Don’t ask justin: Pineapple...

Lee is going camping for a week. As an ex-Boy Scout,...

Jeremy got pickles from Guss’ Pickles on Orchard St....

Our Office is in "I AM LEGEND"

danmeth: In the very first scene of “I Am Legend”, Will Smith chases a herd of deer from The...

blakeley: Sweet and Vicious is so closed shoulda happened to...

This gives new meaning to 'pooface'

rockuboff: I enjoy being the only person on Tumblr who doesn’t really give a rats ass about...

“macro shot of bug on dandelion with garbage...

planettampon: via extrafirmhold next to “oh my...

nevver: Chevelle i don’t care if even this picture was...

“A man plucked a nightingale and, finding but little to eat,...”
— Plutarch, Moralia: Sayings of...

three sentences that explain china:

“we can make it cheaper” = we stole your ideas and therefore have little to no r&d...

“Oh, war. It’s just God’s way of teaching Americans...”
— Jon Stewart (via...

“A giant inflatable dog turd created by the artist Paul...”
— Pixel Vision (via cbeth) SHIT...

(via plannine) no thanks, “uncle les the...

lindsey: this is what happens when you get beaten up by erik...

erik: The first rule of project mayhem is you’re not...

justin: Yesterdays shoot @ Steve’s. we’re really...

o rly? fascinating.

the word "snooze" always looks like it's...

marco: My home-open-headphone quest has ended: I decided to...

I hope I don't offend your pedestrian...

bagcoffee: But, if you know good music, you should head down to Southpaw in Brooklyn tomorrow night...

“Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty...”
— Christian Dior (via...

my heartfelt response to anyone butthurt or otherwise adversely affected by the daily dose of toss.

morningstar: Its amazing how many shit talking guidos backed...

“Blogging is like masturbating into a mirror while you...”
— Lewis Black (via merlin) (via...

Erik has exactly 4 terabytes of memory at his desk...

sometimes i wish that all music ever made sounded more like this. the cows track: dirty leg

bagcoffee: rebloggingrebloggingjulia: soupsoup: antikris: ...

nerd-tastic! yes, that’s yours truly (and erik) on the...

boo yeah. it’s on its way to me. 22-1/4”

spy my awesometastic acting abilities. i think i’m really growing as an actor lately, possibly...

Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins shall be your goto film in crisis times like this! either that...

i had a dealer once...

said dealer would not answer the phone or move between 7:00 and 7:30 on a sunday night, for that was...

okay.

roll call = poor man’s radar.

lee: erik: As we speak Lee is working hard at adding the...

maura: … a website toting keffiyahs and spinning them as a...

because you’re ok listening to crappy stuff.

(via mcdavis) what do you expect? they’re...

thinspo?

i’ve dated your type and known many of your type over my years and you bitches are idiots....

slowly, but steadily, i have figured out...

you see, vincent price is amassing a great horde upon the astral plane right now. these people that...

oh fuck. i know who it's gonna be!

it’ll be winona ryder. she’s next on death’s list, mark my words. and think about...

First Bernie Mac, now Issac Hayes

bagcoffee: bg5000: I don’t think Morgan Freeman is out of the woods yet. my money’s on Gary...

first bernie mac, now isaac hayes?

who’s next to the boneyard?

those that criticize the cure as being goth surely are not versed in their canon. ‘79. yes,...

(via livejamie) like it’s an option for them?!...

coffee o'clock? c'mon man, it's 5:27am!

my new roommate is a’brewin’ some chock-full-o-nuts coffee right now, smells...

huh. due to google analytics’s big mouth, i’m...

better than the international, is the ct70 honda mini-trail. and if you didn’t know,...

UM

planettampon: About ten minutes ago there was a car parked in our driveway with no one in it, and...

(via Vanity Fair)

Proust Questionnaire: On what occasion do you lie?
Carolina Herrera: Whenever I have to... it is called manners.
[call me a pod or a hipster doofus, but living like that seemed rather dull the times i tried it.]

why hasn't anyone snipered adam sandler...

or dane cook. for fuck’s sake, would someone with an m40a3 please do something about this...

ulo: Dare (via noicework)

THIS is my tumblarface not pictured: marlboro red and svedka...

(via plannine) seems as good a plan for him as any.

whatson: jstn: USA Today has some new stills from The...

neverneverland: Gummo, 1997 — Notes by Harmony Korine on...

afterhours here, you must order throught the bulletproof...

this is some concertina wire clogged with vegetation instead...

a basement apartment around here.

one should likely hope that i never show up with that...

nevver: Picasso (NOT an asshole - ed.) he’s always...

nevver: Modern World / Modern Lovers even though it’s...

a little andre williams for y’all. not the newer andre williams (which, by the way, is awesome...

this is a “chore boy” copper scouring pad. if...

Because I Nominate the Olympics

bagcoffee: So, this post blocker thing… When’s it gonna start blocking the Olympics? … Because I...

In honor of 08.08.08, everyone should...

mattlanger: (via saramcpherson) I ate ice cream. i 8 a whompmonster rainbow roll and a spicy...

me at about 13 or 14 (so like 18-19 years ago). and although...

finally got organezized. a new double rail garment rack for...

erik: On set!! they needed someone to play an old wizened...

getting ready for my october trip to new...

16 horsepower -brimstone rock album: low estate (nouvelle version) every time i listen to these...

top 25 most played. seems like an accurate assessment of my...

nevver: Tompkins Square Riot Anniv. / 20 Years pretty much...

fredseibert: (via fredseibert) very clever.

attn: new york women and your bugeye...

i know you’re going for the look, but you’re not a celebrity trying to be incognito. you...

scene from the shining vintage diana camera portra 400uc

the file created by a test scan with the new epson v700 film...

Funny metaphors used in high school essays

mattlanger: via Silicon Valley Insider: Behold: “I Am...

the invisible 28th...

this thing is fun.

hacked my old 3.2mp olympus d-395 into an infrared.

oh holy crap holy crap holy crap

i’m definitely making one of these asap. superdooper cheap diy infrared camera.

yes, i’m getting one of these. probably this...

“Write when you’re mildly drunk, edit when you’re mildly...”
— Dumsnill in the Ask Metafilter...

hooooooooooooooly crap

yellow-parka-man at the end of the road is the grownup john grady cole measure against mccarthy as...

bwtf? sci-fi gwar rip-off pr0n?! not on MY hbo! this...

Honestly,

onemoretimewithfeeling: bagcoffee: nudawn: allgrownsup: I thought the new Batman sucked. There,...

nudawn: soupsoup: Burp Castle - Walked past this place on...

two packs of cigarettes, a bottle of 18 y.o....

c’mon e’rybody and let’s do the frug!

Have You Ever Had A Nightmare Roommate?

(via blakeley) sure have, had one once that got big onto trucker speed. i had gone to dinner with my...

so i'm watching the elphant man (lynch)...

and i just realized that it’s “adiago for strings” at the end of the film and that...

you’re all going to hate me for showing you a newborn and living harlequin baby… and...

nevver: Lesson One: Don’t Get Old / Mark E. Smith