Thusly:

the north fork. so high and fast and milky it was all we could do to rollcast 6-weight sinkline with the biggest bitch creek nymph flies we could find. the picture i’m posting above this pic will illustrate why we were dropping stonefly bait.

and we didn’t catch shit because of the melt and the recent rains, but it was still better than a good day at work.

ahem…

it’s rally assholes like these guys that caused montana to recind its “reasonable and prudent” speed limit (up until a few years ago montana had no posted speed limit on its interstates). so, thanks for taking your small-cock-compensation-device and bombing down our roads at 150+ mph and killing yourselves or the residents. now we can’t even cross the state anywhere near 90 mph any more when we’re used to going a solid 100-110 . fuckin’ speedster dinks can eat a dick and maybe i laid a knife into a vintage tire or two…i can’t remember now.

too bad this fawn will grow up to be just as stupid as any other deer.

also to note: cows are just as dumb but they’re more like a fat deer is all.

no service in montana.

thanks be to jebus. it’s the only thing outside of the prospect of grizzly bear attacks that will keep you tenderfooted sons of bitches out of my home state.

fuck forest fires, i’d rather prevent tourist tires.